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Make a Christmas Bag for a homeless man or woman this weekend

10 Dec

Esperanca are going to be distributing Christmas bags to our friends who sleep out in the cold every night.

Maybe you’d like to put a little bag together or donate some of the things which go in bags. It could be a fun thing to do with kids, or just a little feel-good number on your Christmas shopping list this weekend.

What goes in a Christmas Bag?

  1. Toothbrush
  2. Toothpaste
  3. Soap/Shower gel (small)
  4. Wet wipes
  5. Roll on deodorant
  6. Razors
  7. Shaving cream/gel
  8. Gloves
  9. Woolen Hat
  10. Scarf
  11. Men’s underwear/women’s underwear
  12. Socks
  13. Chocolates/turron/sweets (something small)
  14. A bag to put it all in

Go to the Facebook page to find out where you can drop of your Christmas present: Esperanca Barcelona

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Best friends forever Santa

17 Dec

I filled out the letter to Santa template-

Barcelona,
Spain

Dear Santa Claus,

My name is Prithika. I am a girl and I am already 27 years old!! I live in the great city of Barcelona. Of course, that’s in Spain, but I’ll bet you knew that!! This year I’ve been so good that I should really be on the ‘Nice’ List!!

Santa Claus, some things I might like for Christmas this year are:
– a good party with good people;
– a few earth shattering orgasms; and,
– plenty alcohol and soft drugs.

Santa Claus, I almost forgot to say… Dear Santa, you are the best man!

Love, Prithika

Do you believe in Santa? I do. Not only did he reply in about 20 seconds, but take a look at his comment about the gifts I requested. I tell you, me and Santa realy are BFFs.

santa letter

Let’s see what you put in your letter for Christmas wishes: 1. a good party with good people; 2. a few earth shattering orgasms and; 3. plenty alcohol and soft drugs. HO!! Ho!! ho!! Can I tell you a secret? I thought it might be fun to get Mrs. Claus something just like that for Christmas too! Let’s hope the elves can make enough of them for everyone!

C’mon elves!

 

Dear Santa

14 Dec

Can a writer make you laugh with one sentence, cry with the next, and then laugh again while the tears are still running down your face? Yes, as long as they are less than 11 years old. Here are some of the gems I picked off the live feed of Santa’s emails.

Don’t get dirty in the chimney or Mrs. Santa will be mad when she has to wash your coat. – Alex, 3, Butler, Pennsylvania.

I could have sworn this was going to be a naughty email

Hi Santa, we enjoying having your magical elf staying with us, only Mom & Dad can see him. I am really trying to be good but it’s hard sometimes with two brothers. – Biancha, 8, Calgary, Alberta.

Your ma and pa are lying bastards kid

Watch out for the wallabies and kangaroos and snakes when you come here! They won’t hurt you Santa! – Amy, 4, Brisbane, Australia.

Where do you buy the nose polish for Rudolph’s nose? I’d like to get some too and try it. – Kyle, 8, Portal, Georgia.

I have been a very nice, polite boy. Especially lately!!!! I’ll leave some cookies out – Cameron, 4, Brooks, Alberta.

Thats right kid, seal the deal with a bribe

Please make sure the reindeers eat all their carrots, tops too! becauase they’re veggies are good for them! – Tara, 5, Hartselle, Alabama.

I know the hockey stuff is really expensive, but my parents can send you some money. They are willing to work it out if you are. please Santa? – Dylan, 9, Colstrip, Montana.

Dear Smartass future lawyer…

If a reindeer gets sick take my brother to help pull the sleigh. He’s hyperactive anyway! – Devin, 8, St. Petersburg, Florida.

Dear future Nike outsourcing agent, child labour is illegal..hence the elves

Are there like any really cute elves at the North Pole? My older sister wants to know!! – Samantha, 5, Lincoln, Pennsylvania.

SANTA CLAUS PLESE SEND ME MY GIFTS I NEED THEM AND I WANT THEM AND I AM POOR. I AM NOT ASHAMED OF THAT I AM VERY HAPPY OF WHO I AM EVEN THOUGH I AM LITTLE AND POOR SANTA I LOVE YOU!!! – Felix, 4, Brooklyn, New York.

Dear little and poor, I love you too!

l would like if you to bring a toy for my little friend at school, they don’t have alot of money, so if you can’t l can give her one fo mine

– Christine, 6, Ottawa, Ontario.

Can I have an offical certificate saying that I been good this year?

– Calvin, 6, Basle, Switzerland.

I’m moving on Dec. 21st. Please call my daddy for directions if you don’t know where my house is.

– Ashley, 5, Ladera Ranch, California.

We are helping my Nana get better (I’m in charge of pillows!). I wasn’t too sure if you’d know ewhere to find me so mommy left a note for you telling you where. She put the note where your treats usually are. – Aron, 4, Chicago, Illinois.

oh bless!

Thanks for last year and please don’t forget my cousin. She can’t help but be bad. – Meg, 6, Sydney, Australia.

I know your elves only make toys, but I wish they could find a cure for my brain tumor. Maybe you could put a good word in for me with the angels? I don’t need any toys. – Madison, 11, Washington, District of Columbia.

Dear Santa, all we want is for the new baby in Mommy’s tummy to be a girl. Mommy said if she has another boy she is going to nail down the furniture!- Kelsey, 9, Trophy Club, Texas.

My dog is sorry he barked at your reindeer. – John, 9, Whitehouse, Texas.