Doctor lady (poking my abdomen a few times before she starts to rip of the bandages): Are you feeling a little pain? (Nodding encouragingly at me)
I smile back nodding: Yes a little
She (nodding): But of course that’s only normal….
Me (nodding): ….when I’ve just had surgery.
She (nodding): …. when you’re so hairy.
Me (stopping nodding slowly): ?
Doctor lady continues nodding and smiling while she rips off my bandages as compassionately as possible.
Me (aside to T): Did. Did she just call me…
T (choking down laughter): A hairy wee monkey! Aye!