I filled out the letter to Santa template-
Dear Santa Claus,
My name is Prithika. I am a girl and I am already 27 years old!! I live in the great city of Barcelona. Of course, that’s in Spain, but I’ll bet you knew that!! This year I’ve been so good that I should really be on the ‘Nice’ List!!
Santa Claus, some things I might like for Christmas this year are:
– a good party with good people;
– a few earth shattering orgasms; and,
– plenty alcohol and soft drugs.
Santa Claus, I almost forgot to say… Dear Santa, you are the best man!
Do you believe in Santa? I do. Not only did he reply in about 20 seconds, but take a look at his comment about the gifts I requested. I tell you, me and Santa realy are BFFs.
Let’s see what you put in your letter for Christmas wishes: 1. a good party with good people; 2. a few earth shattering orgasms and; 3. plenty alcohol and soft drugs. HO!! Ho!! ho!! Can I tell you a secret? I thought it might be fun to get Mrs. Claus something just like that for Christmas too! Let’s hope the elves can make enough of them for everyone!