This post can be blamed on my friend Payal. usually one of the
smartest smarter (you just got demoted because of the following) people I know. She left this message on my Facebook page:
“You’re teaching kids? I thought you were teaching English.”
Now watch me flex my teaching muscles (the result of a gut wrenching £1,000 spent on a 4 week course).
The idea you must learn today is- Loca teaches English to adults and children.
Concept check questions
What does Loca teach?
– Does she teach math? No
– Does she teach Chemistry? No
– Does she teach self-restraint? er..
– Does she teach English? (all together now)
Who does Loca teach?
– Does she teach dogs? No
– Does she teach monkeys? No
– Does she teach radical, right-wing, closet lesbians? probably
– Does she teach adults and kids?
Now, lets put those concepts together. What does Loca do
badly for a job?
– Does she teach monkeys to play the Accordion? No
– Does she teach hookers to look like they give a shit? No (Well I could, but I wouldn’t want to take that away from the girls)
– Does she teach English to kids and adults? In the broadest interpretation of the term…..
Answer acceptable. Class over!